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*** (07:55:27) JACKED UP IN RIVERTOWN CHAT ROOM

USER GM HAS LOGGED ON

USER ER HAS LOGGED ON

USER ET HAS LOGGED ON

<GM 19:55:27> Okay, so you're both on the jack. Penalties apply.
<ET 19:55:54> I want to break in the hut.
<ER 19:55:55> Whoa, I'm like... high. LOL
<GM 19:56:12> Hold on a sec.
<ER 19:56:28> I'm going swimming.
<GM 19:56:57> Okay so you're tripping and you're imagining this bungalo. Like the kind of resort you'd find on Fiji or something and you can't get into the hut you rented. No one's around. No workers.
<ET 19:57:04> Ha ha. Classic.
<ET 19:57:17> I want in my hut dammit!
<ER 19:57:28> Ha ha.
<ER 19:57:37> I'm going swimming,
<ET 19:57:51> Swimming? It's October. gotta be like 50 degrees.
<ER 19:58:05> I guess I won't LOL.
<GM 19:58:22> No, it's sunny and warm. You're in the tropics. Or at least you think you are.
<ER 19:58:35> ROLF! Swimming!
<ET 19:59:01> Hypothermia much?
<ET 19:59:21> I kick it upen the hut door.
<GM 19:59:39> How are you going to kck it open? It's on stilts.
<ER 19:59:41> Am I in the water yet?
<GM 19:59:59> No, you're still stripping down.
<ER 20:00:11> Can I grab ono to the gutter?
<GM 20:00:35> Yep. you're hanging up there. Emilee, roll perception.
<ER 20:00:58> What's that mean?
<ET 20:01:14> Oh shit.
<GM 20:01:48> How many dots in Percpetion?
<ET 20:01:49> Shit. shit.
<ER 20:01:57> Only one.
<ER 20:02:01> Why what's happening?.
<ET 20:02:12> Something bad.
<GM 20:02:38> In the upper right corner you'll see a roller. Choose One from the list and click roll button.
<GM 20:02:48> We subtract two because you're stoned.
<ER 20:02:51> [ 6 ]
<GM 20:02:02> So that's a four. Go about your business.
<ET 20:02:12> Do I get a roll?
<ET 20:02:22> My perception is two.
<GM 20:02:23> No, you're not looking.
<ET 20:02:25> [ 2 2 ]
<ET 20:02:30> Shit. Sorry.
<GM 20:02:33> Np problem.
<ET 20:02:39> failed anwya.
<ER 20:02:48> So what's happening?
<GM 20:02:58> Nothing. You're stripping, he's trying to kick in the door.
<GM 20:03:05> Erik roll dex+str
<ET 20:03:29> 2 dex and 1 str. Three total
<ET 20:03:35> [ 1 1 4 ]
<ET 20:03:41> Fuck me we suck.
<GM 20:03:05> No argument there
<GM 20:03:15> TWo botches no successes.
<ER 20:03:16> Can you explain that?
<ET 20:03:26> We suck,
<GM 20:03:46> You need to get at least a 6 for a success.
<GM 20:03:51> I'll tell you if you need to get more than one.
<GM 20:03:55> if you roll a 1 then you botch the attempt
<GM 20:04:00> something bad happens
<GM 20:04:04> like this!
<GM 20:04:12> Okay, the door breaks in but you fall hard and hit your head. hard.
<ER 20:04:08> Like what?
<ET 20:04:24> damn it. damange?
<GM 20:04:26> ouch
<ER 20:04:27> Oops
<GM 20:04:38> As GM you can't see my roller. But it wasn't good. You're blacking out.
<ER 20:04:39> I'll stfu now
<GM 20:04:49> Your turn EM.
<GM 20:04:58> You look up and you see two large, happy dogs bearing down on you.
<ER 20:05:08> Happy?
<GM 20:05:17> Well, YOU think they're happy.
<ET 20:05:24> RUN!
<ER 20:05:36> I run.
<GM 20:05:47> Why would you run from a happy dog?
<GM 20:06:05> you don't do it fast enough
<GM 20:06:11> One dog bowls you over
<GM 20:06:17> you go down in the waves.
<ET 20:06:28> Am I seeing this?
<GM 20:06:38> yes
<ET 20:06:43> can I go down therE?
<ER 20:05:46> Do I roll something?
<GM 20:06:38> No, you're blacking out.
<GM 20:06:47> gimmie a sec
<ET 20:06:54> Shit.
<ER 20:06:59> shit
<ER 20:07:01>:O
<GM 20:07:19> not good. They're licking your face pretty hard Emilee.
<GM 20:07:31> Like, skin is coming off in chunks. Your
<ET 20:07:32> Can she soak the damage?
<GM 20:07:31> No, they're dog teeth. They're like knvies.
<ER 20:07:59> What's that mean?
<GM 20:08:49> just a sec
<ET 20:08:52> You can soak certain kinds of damage
<ET 20:08:59> to take les damage
<GM 20:09:05> So I'm rolling good and you are not.
<GM 20:09:27> Emillee on your character sheet see your health?
<GM 20:09:39> Make a note that you're mauled.
<ER 20:09:55> That's bad?
<ET 20:10:07> You're almost dead.
<GM 20:10:13> what he said
<ET 20:10:17> Fight back! Whats yer Brawl?
<ER 20:10:59> Where is that?
<GM 20:11:08> first column under talents
<ER 20:11:37> Shit. zero.
<ET 20:11:48> You're fucked.
<GM 20:11:58> You can try to fight. with penalites
<ER 20:12:04> what do I roll?
<GM 20:12:12> roll two. but we subtract two
<ET 20:12:18> roll good!
<ER 20:12:28> [ 8 3 ]
<GM 20:12:35> With penalties that doesn't hit
<ET 20:12:43> you needed two tens
<ER 20:12:44> what's that mean?
<GM 20:12:49> sec
<ET 20:12:54> it's not good
<GM 20:12:49> no it's not
<GM 20:13:03> you're blacked out
<ER 20:13:09> what's that mean?
<ET 20:13:14> is she dead?
<GM 20:13:38> How do you want to play it?
<ER 20:13:49> what do you mean?
<ET 20:13:54> means youre dead
<GM 20:14:08> not dead yet
<GM 20:14:12> but close
<GM 20:14:16> no one around
<GM 20:14:19> big dogs cheweing
<ER 20:14:39> so that's it? I'm dead?
<ET 20:14:51> what bullshit
<ER 20:14:51> I'm dead
<GM 20:15:00> We can go back if you want
<GM 20:15:05> d o something else.
<ET 20:15:11> DO OVER
<GM 20:15:23> mulligan. First time playing
<ER 20:16:01> No, that's bullshit to0. I guess If I'm dead then I'm fucking dead.
<ER 20:16:08> I can't fight back?
<GM 20:16:30> technically you're unconscious
<ER 20:16:42> Fuck it. They'd just stay after me, right? What's the point.
<ER 20:16:45> cheating
<ET 20:16:50> You could keep playing tho
<GM 20:16:55> There IS that
<ER 20:17:34> How many times did you tell us it was dangerous? No I deserve it
<ER 20:17:54> RIP Emillee it was fun
<ET 20:18:01> cmon
<ER 20:18:04> can i start over witha new characteR?
<GM 20:18:08> absolutely
<ET 20:18:28> Are you going to be my girlfriend again?
<ER 20:18:37> you wish LOL
<ER 20:18:39> bummed
<ET 20:18:48> sux
<ET 20:18:51> Are tehy coming after me?
<GM 20:19:59> dogs?
<ER 20:20:01> (,_,)
<GM 20:20:31> They're pretty busy with Emilee at the minute and they don't notice you yet. But you're up in the cabana and they can't get up there. So you're safe.
<GM 20:20:52> and unconscious
<ER 20:21:02> What should I do?
<ET 20:21:09:> do we end here?
<GM 20:21:52> we can. EM, drop me an email and we can work out another character for you. I can pair you up with someone else again if you want but you should start in another part of the city.
<GM 20:22:30> Erik we can keep going or stop.
<ER 20:22:40> Okay, should I log off?
<ET 20:22:56:> I can go for 5-10 min
<GM 20:23:11> EM, sure. Thanks for playing. sorry how it went.
<ER 20:23:30> no problem
<ER 20:23:37> even tho it sucks
<ET 20:23:43:> see you soon? :0
<ER 20:23:51> you wish! cya

USER ER HAS LEFT THE CHAT 08:23:52

<ET 20:24:01> wow. that was intense
<GM 20:24:11> yeah. didn't help I was rolling good
<ET 20:24:20> to have your character torn up by dogs?
<ET 20:24:24> fucked up
<GM 20:24:32> Be glad it wasn't you!
<ET 20:24:38> LOL
<ET 20:24:41> >.>
<ET 20:24:43> She WAS my girlfriend
<GM 20:24:51> Dogmeat now
<GM 20:24:56> don't tell her I said that
<ET 20:25:00> ROLF
<GM 20:25:15> okay, when you wake up the jack's worn off. Let's go back to the other window.
<GM 20:25:20> c u there

USER GM HAS LEFT THE CHAT 08:25:21

<ET 20:25:22> kay

USER ET HAS LEFT THE CHAT 08:25:23